www.NGTV.com http To celebrate the release of the DVD featuring the hottest chicks, heaviest machinery and the best time, join CARRIE KEAGAN for another exclusive and uncensored episode of NO GOOD TV’s UP CLOSE featuring the cast of the ultimate tranny film of all time…TRANSFORMERS!! Featuring MEGAN FOX, JOSH DUHAMEL, SHIA LABEOUF, TYRESE GIBSON, JON VOIGHT, RACHAEL TAYLOR AND JON TURTURRO. For more UNCENSORED episodes of UP CLOSE visit NO GOOD TV at www.ngtv.com A long time ago, far away on the planet of Cybertron, a war was being waged between the noble Autobots (led by the wise Optimus Prime) and the devious Decepticons (commanded by the dreaded Megatron) for control over the Allspark, a mystical talisman that would grant unlimited power to whoever possessed it. The Autobots managed to smuggle the Allspark off the planet, but Megatron blasted off in search of it. He eventually tracked it to the planet of Earth (circa 1850), but his reckless desire for power sent him right into the Arctic Ocean, and the sheer cold forced him into a paralyzed state. His body was later found by Captain Archibald Witwicky, and before going into a comatose state Megatron used the last of his energy to engrave a map, showing the location of the Allspark, into the Captain’s glasses, and send a transmission to Cybertron. He is then carted away by the Captain’s ship. A century later, Sam Witwicky, nicknamed Spike by his friends, buys his first car. To his shock, he discovers it to be …